Can T Go To Work Jokes

But somehow these gaffs manage to still be funny no matter how many times we hear them.

Can t go to work jokes. I get completely. They go to the accident and bring the body back to the funeral home. Some bad jokes only deserve eye rolls and groans. An employee calls his boss to say he can t work because he s sick today.

I m looking for a job where i am politely ignored and left to my own devices. I can t believe i got fired from the calendar factory. It s now about 3am so one guys wants to put the body on ice and get to work on him the next morning but the o. 83 46 7896 votes.

These office jokes are so funny they ll make your day better or at least they ll take you away from what you re working on for a few minutes. One liner tags. Boss to me yes. Workplace humor at it best.

May 11 2018 2 min read. One of the guys i meet is jurgen. If a job s worth doing it s too hard. Just go to hell.

All i did was take a day off. Some cause happiness wherever they go. I love being a maze designer. I couldn t work today because of an eye problem.

Plus when you get home and your kids ask what you did today you can tell them you managed to sprinkle some humor into your workday. So i m in cambodia chilling at the beach and meeting people as you do chatting away and drinking. You re never too old to learn something stupid. Hard work pays off in the future laziness pays off now.

I just can t see myself working today. Dan j i ve spent the last five months traveling so rather than tell a joke i thought i d tell a story about one of the people i met. What do you call a deer that can t see has no legs and just got hit by a car. With unlimited internet access doughnuts and coffee.

15 hilarious work jokes. Just couldn t do it anymore. Two guys are working the night shift at a funeral parlor when they get a call to pick up a body from a car wreck. Work jests and puns that actually work like forget everything you learned in college you won t need it working here but i never went to college well then i m sorry you are underqualified to work here work jokes.

I m great at multitasking. I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn t matter none of them work. When in doubt mumble. The boss said whenever i m sick i fuck my wife.

83 45 1178 votes. 90 of the things i worry about never happen. Others whenever they go. I can waste time be unproductive and procrastinate all at once.